👋 Welcome to The Old Sarge

Whether you're a battle-hardened Summoner or just figuring out how to dodge Korg's unblockable nonsense, you’ve landed in the right place.

The Old Sarge is built for players who want more than cookie-cutter guides. Here, we break down Marvel Contest of Champions content with clarity, strategy, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. From EQ paths and boss mechanics to immunity spreadsheets and relic audits, this site is your tactical HQ—minus the military jargon.

🧠 What You’ll Find:

• Mediocre Players Guide to EQ: Real talk for real players. No fluff, just facts and fight-tested advice.

• Monthly Side Quest Intel: Because limited-time content shouldn’t feel like a pop quiz.

• Immunity Tools & Relic Resources: Built by the community, for the community—with accuracy that actually matters.

• Old Sarge Says: Personal insights, champ picks, and the occasional “I didn’t expect that to work, but it did.”

💬 Why It Matters:

This isn’t just a guide site—it’s a place to learn, laugh, and level up. Whether you're chasing Paragon or just trying to survive Biohazard nodes without rage-quitting, you’ll find tools, tips, and if you join my discord server, a community that gets it.